*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
(via clubpenguln)
yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?
(via the-yolocaust)
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80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag
That’s 200%
I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
(Source: queenknope, via officiallyhilarious)
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
(via clubpenguln)
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
(via the-yolocaust)
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- me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
- cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
- me: can i get a hell yeah
(Source: fireball-mudflap, via the-yolocaust)
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when i was younger i always used to think
what if everyone who isnt me is just like a game npc
and im the only one who makes choices and thinks and stuff and everyone else is just programmed to be exactly who they are with no ability to change or think otherwise
idk
so it turns out i was an existentialist when i was 5 years old
(Source: dangass-ronpaul, via paul-blart-molly-cop)
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