tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

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macklernoron:

HE IS SITTING ON NAILS

macklernoron:

HE IS SITTING ON NAILS

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thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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wanderlustforlifexx:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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booksarefornerds:

so there was a video of this girl on facebook and

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toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.  I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

sleeplessnnights:

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

hE looks sO sAD

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jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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project-argus:

partially-impartial:

WHO THE FUCK RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

project-argus:

partially-impartial:

WHO THE FUCK RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

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skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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