elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(via sniffing)

woodmeat:

"i SAID what games u got on ya phone"

woodmeat:

"i SAID what games u got on ya phone"

(Source: basedboy420, via heart)

(Source: theonion, via hypotenose)

(via sniffing)

queenconsuelabananahammock:

sushiandsavasana:

This says everything.

Don’t it though?

queenconsuelabananahammock:

sushiandsavasana:

This says everything.

Don’t it though?

(Source: youresobittericantasteit, via paul-blart-molly-cop)

(Source: xylark, via onlylolgifs)

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via hallowendys)

terezipyropes:

terezipyropes:

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it’s him

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it’s the theater thug

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(Source: helenaravenclaws, via heart)

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

(via australianpikachu)

maliks-butt:

awholelottaono:

This is fucking better water bending than the entire last air bender movie

(Source: coordihyung, via sniffing)

vinebox:

vinebox:

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread

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(via sniffing)

(Source: mountainboats, via hypotenose)

  • me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell